Human Facebook: What we’ve learned so far

Human Facebook is almost two months old, and we’ve learned some stuff. Here’s a summary of recent findings.

  • Insulation isn’t always pink, and sometimes it comes from Havelock.
  • You can find the strength to raise your twins, even if your husband dies.
  • It’s stressful to be a professional page turner.
  • You can put your life back together after trying to kill yourself.
  • Fourteen-year-old girls just want to be, like, left alone.
  • Sixteen-year-old boys don’t troll facebook for girl photos. Unless the girls are cute.
  • If you paint over chevrons, the police helicopters can’t charge you with speeding.
  • You can compensate for male pattern baldness by growing a moustache.
  • People really do fly home in a panic because of early babies.
  • There is no such thing as too many guitars.
  • Japan is every bit as weird as you thought.
  • You need several barbecues if you are to be taken seriously.
  • Go to university if you want to be a proper starving artist.
  • Iron Maiden lacks irony, but makes up for it with a stunning grasp of the literal.
  • Sometimes you can save a Golden Girls’ life by putting her in a cab.
  • A crankshaft is neither dirty nor funny.
  • Women go bald too.
  • You’re too fat, but it can be helped.
  • We’ve learned nothing from the financial crisis.
  • I’m not afraid to name drop Gene Simmons.
  • Even music critics don’t understand music critics.
  • Tiny robots aren’t likely to enter your blood stream any time soon.
  • When the power goes out, people sketch you sometimes.
  • There’s more to college radio than funding drives.
  • You can know a lot of personal stuff about someone without having met them very often.
  • If you gut your local paper, people won’t read it.
  • Sure, there are cockroaches, but $2,500 a month is a great deal for an apartment in NY.
  • Dangerous offenders are people too. Awful people.
  • Strippers are key to business development in Mexico.
  • It ain’t easy being Mormon, when everyone else is not.
  • I should own a great pair of stiff jeans, a skinny suit, some oxford shirts, a boat shoe and a wingtip.
  • Sometimes people get married, even after 25 years of living in sin.
  • The Big Nickle is made of stainless steel.
  • Panties are optional at Wal-Mart if you have a lot on your mind.

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